Welcome to Luke Likes Glue

If you’re seeing this, congratulations. You’re an early adopter. Of what exactly remains to be seen.

For those who don’t know me…

I’m an author and screenwriter. I won some prizes for my debut novel, Fourteen Stories, None of Them Are Yours. I also co-wrote Eileen, you know with that Anne Hathaway and McKenzie Thompson and the younger brother from White Lotus Season 3, and Oscar-nom Causeway, starring Jennifer Lawrence and Bryan Tyree Henry. I co-run OMNISCIENT PRODUCTIONS with my fellow author wifey: Ottessa Moshfegh, yada yada. I live in Pasadena and Whitewater and Portland with five dogs and my “girlfriend,” It's Ottessa, Bitch. My new novel KILL DICK comes out Spring 2026.

So, why subscribe to my missives??

We’re going DEEP, scratching below the surface of things. Expect interviews with geniuses, lunatics, and occasionally a few of my saner friends. I can promise you haven’t seen anything like this before. Enjoy.